7 Deadly Sins

Ugh. My formatting isn't working :(

Let's form a checklist, shall we?

Gluttony

Lust

Wrath

Envy

Pride

Sloth

Greed

Well I guess I've done everything on my to-do list so far. How about things to do before I'm 30? Not counting the good ol' homey "get married/ have kids/ be successful" schtick. You go ahead and think up some of your own. Feel free to tell me as well, I love reading stories and such :)

Ride in a hot air balloon

Own a pair of Christian Loubotin pumps

Meet a celebrity face-to-face

 Sing at a karaoke bar

Save someone's life

Fly in first class 

Be kissed in a different country

Be a bridesmaid

Sew a pretty dress

Raise a puppy without the help of my parents

Peace Corps

Barbecue a steak

Visit Hawaii

Draft a novel 

Yep. That's my list.
Being on American Idol almost made my list, but I watched the auditions today. Literally super painful to watch the bad ones, and intimidating to watch the incredible ones. I've decided I couldn't handle celebrity life, I do too many questionable things and have too little control over my brain-to-mouth nerves that the paparazzi would literally tear me apart. Maybe I could be the next trainwreck Britney Spears? Tara Reid? Octomom? Nope, went too far there. I would have to delete my facebook, my twitter, possibly this blog, and wipe out my old/current phone and computer. And kill everyone I know. Because they all know too much about me for my famousity. I would prefer to not. Though I've violated ALL of the 7 deadly sins, I have not broken all of the Ten Commandments. It's why I'm  pro at being a  Jew rather than being a Christian. Plus Jews don't believe in hell, so there you go, I feel much better now. 
Speaking of heaven and hell and other conflicting things, how disappointing is this?

Guyliner works.Don't care what you think.

Not disappointing at all you  might think? Wrong. This is Lance Bass. The openly (and taken) gay member of N'Sync. I don't think I've seen a straight man wear eyeliner this well. Probably because of the straight thing. This may sound weird, and bear with me, but I would totally have a sex change for Lance Bass. But only if he looked like that picture ALL THE TIME. Actually that's gross. I would never want to have boy parts, I've had a nightmare about that and I cried when I woke up. I'm definitely supposed to be a straight girl. Good to know I guess. Seriously though, Lance Bass has never looked so good. It's probably the inaccessible thing.

I really should be sleeping. Have to rest up for Tyler's visit!!!!!! Oh how I love my gays.

Off to read Harry Potter and pass out, so I'll leave you with this blatantly crude yet entertaining comic.

~Forever Yours