People normally don't like pick-up lines, but I appreciate the ridiculousness of some of them. Here is my top 10 right now in no particular order :)
Oh, and Coke is better than Pepsi.
1. Odwalla smoothies totally count as dinner. If you disagree, feel free to take me out to dinner.- nicoleisbetter (Twitter)
2. I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
3. I heard your ankles were having a party... want to invite your pants down?
4. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
5. Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
6. You know Platform 9 and 3/4? Well I know something else with the same exact measurements.
7."Hey baby, can I get some fries with that shake?" You know who doesn't have a sense of humour? Epileptics.- secretsquirrel (Twitter)
8. Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places! (Whoops, nerd alert)
9. "My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!"
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE
10. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Here's some inspirational photos.





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