Collarbones and the Brits

Recently, I have been absent from blogging, because I was busy "orienting" transfer students at my university. Thankfully, I had a particularly interesting group, including a BRITISH TRANSFER!!!!! I was absolutely enthralled with his accent at first, which hasn't actually changed quite yet. My friends and I had him reading sleazy pickup lines, and no matter how absolutely "abysmal" they were, he still sounded polite. Imagine a British man, sauntering up to you, and saying "If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart. I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna fuck you." Much less disgusting than if you imagine this said by an Oregonian. Nothing against them, I do happen to be one of them. Fascinating, isn't it? Almost as fascinating as THIS

Every day, hope to be this.

With this wonderfully entertaining Brit, I discussed erogenous zones, and the particularly ignored ones. While he taught me one thing, I believed I could have taught him many things. Don't you worry, this was VERBAL teaching. Not like that Red Bull commercial where the girl and guy "study anatomy".We discovered, as my title suggests, that collarbones are a surprisingly sensual section of the body, commonly forgotten when mentioning the most obvious ones (neck, ear, etc.). I'll compile a list, feel free to add.

Neck

Collarbone

Ear

Hip

Inner thigh

Stomach (not recommended for the insecure)

Ankle (if you're into that kind of thing)

Nape of neck 

Shoulder (back)

Lower back

... and all the obvious ones. The SERIOUSLY obvious ones.

Lips and Boobs. Obvious ones.

 

 

Well now that you're all "oiled up and ready to go", I have a wonderful sexalicious eye-candy for you.

As well as a little smidgen of secret information... I have now successfully written and/or composed three songs!!!! Coming soon, I promise. Just gotta find the right materials and such.

Mm MM mm. Talk about a beautiful man.

~Forever Yours